Me: Married 26 years. 50 years old. Pretty. Loyal wife, great in bed, passionate, with long red hair and green eyes. Curvy, with breasts. Make beaucoup money and spend it on my honey. And my dog, cat, kid and underwear collection, in that order.
Him: Married 26 years. 50 years old. Attractive. Tall, broad-shoulders, balding, with softening muscles, emerging pot belly, squinty blue eyes. Stopped working full time a few years ago, now plays music and works a little. Used to like sex, doesn't seem to want to do it anymore, except when he's really horny.
So, here's the deal.
He says he's really unhappy. Like, miserable.
I had no clue.
We've been in counseling for 8 months and it's not working.
So we're going to break up.
And that is the fork in the god damned road.
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